It's still work-in-progress (or at least my learning is still work-in-progress) but I have my first-ever in-game pattern!  As usual, it lowers the tone somewhat, but it's not too bad a first attempt.  AND it's peeling paint! 

I hope to make another 4-5 textures.  If successful, I'll upload them so anyone else who misses predictably-vile textures can use them too.  I have no idea yet whether they package with uploaded lots or whether they have to be provided separately (I'm guessing the latter but it will be interesting tofind this out).

Of course, it's delightful to be right back in the days where recolours could do absolutely nothing to spare us from shiny silver/gold door furnishings!  So I'm sorry about the silver door handle and such - we can pretend it's a new replacement or something....