Happy F-Art Day To Me!
Today is the day, precisely one year ago, that TSR was duped into making me a Featured Artist (F-Art for short - just don't use this in MY presence, especially not preceding this abbreviation with 'old').
Since that woeful (for you) day, I have cluttered the TSR servers with the worst of creations and foisted upon you the contents of my gutter-worthy imagination. Admittedly, I have made one or two Nice Things too, but that was under threat and duress. My natural talent aspires towards stupid things, like "The Four Miseries" painting collection queueing in my "Coming Soon" list.
Now, who's going to bake me a party-revelling cake with which to celebrate my TSR antiquity?