I have to concede defeat - again.

Businesses are not for me. Proffitt & Son (and wife and child) have managed to sell just ONE coffin and two flower arrangements, despite the hard-sell by two gold-chip sales assistants who don't give up easily. SURELY, she'd just love a coffin!

Though it's not at all surprising to find that things are going from bad to worse as Son of Proffitt and wife are still not taking the business of undertaking very seriously...

Most business is to be made in the Chapel Of Rest where the ticket machine - sorry, DONATION BOX now racks up $100 a time as customers jive to ragtime riffs. That's when Proffitt Senior is not snoozing in the coffin!!!

So, another failure for me. Therefore, another business up for grabs. It ships out at TSR on 20 March 2006.

If you think you might find pillow fights around gravestones, coffins for sale, a forgotten crypt and the odd party in a Chapel of Rest somewhat offensive, it's best you steer clear of it. I'm quite tasteless, really.