Grand Speech
Published Jul 18, 2013
[Jon]: I'm starving; how much longer is this speech supposed to last, anyway? [Sam]: Until we've recited our vows properly. [Jon]: That whole chastity thing is way too much, though! [Sam]: Don't worry--spend a few days here and you'll freeze so badly you won't have to worry about that anymore. [Jon]: ... You don't mean... [Sam]: Yup. Falls right off. [Jon]: ... Is it too late to back out? [Sam]: Yup. You're my bodyguard now. You're staying. [Jon]: Says who!? [Sam]: Says George Martin. [Jon]: Who is he!? [Sam]: God. [Jon]: No wonder the Weirwoods were abandoned.