Go to sleep, already
Published Oct 24, 2011

... it's not enough that you had to spend all of that money on some Apple computer thing? Like Grandma's computer wasn't good enough for your pretty little fingers? And then the computer had to be small and thin, so you could take it everywhere ... if you'd STUDY half as much as you look at that screen, you'd be an A student! Your uncle Landon never had one of these things and he was a genius! ... and my land, what is this Facebook you're constantly on? Why in the world are you SLEEPING in front of the ... you kids, I tell ya ...
