I'm really, REALLY sorry about the tutorial on the front page.  All you can see is the first of eight pages - and all that contains is waffle...

At first, I was tempted to say "yes, that IS the entire tutorial", but I've been told by my therapist that I must be KIND to people.  So, in my forced kindness, I am going to inform you that something in TSR's natty new tutorial gizmo is broken (the page numbers are missing and so also is the ability to comment - which is probably good given that you'd be screaming and cursing at me).

I have reported it and I have my fingers crossed.  We'll be zapping red chimneys very shortly.  In the meantime, why not fire up your wrath by adding horrid, bright red chimneys to all your lots and we'll go on a mass chimney-killing spree together as soon as the tutorial displays properly!