Ugh!   Just - UGH!!!

It's a lovely expression isn't it?  After all this time of shudderworthy niceness too.  You had no idea either really.  You saw all these castles with their medieval charm, which followed leisurely after the most syrupy-sweet Alice In Wonderland dining set - and you seriously thought I'd lost my mind, didn't you?!  Admit it.  You thought I'd really gone round the U-bend this time...

Oh ye of little faith!  Did you really, REALLY think I had abandoned our favourite domain of "Ugh!"?  Did you not notice my blog interspersed with 'toilet' mentions? 

Well, I have been working for a VERY long time on this particular little beauty.  It's 95% finished; I just need to deal with that high level of water that I'm wondering must represent US toilets, because British toilets have a mere puddle at the bottom.  I won't go into the merits of different water levels in the bowl of a toilet because I'd risk being banned for good and that's rather a bore, so instead I'll wind this up and show you the Masterpiece...

Oh!  I'm sorry - did you want me to offer an advance warning about that picture?  Oops!  * chortle *

There is more to add.  I want to make a grotty old privacy window for it, a broken toilet lid that props against the wall, a cubicle door - maybe a nasty little wash-hand-basin but the last time I visited that particular project I lost patience with it because my meshing skills became very unglued and so did I.

And the finale will be rounded up with a nice little toilet-roll holder - totally empty of course!  Ha ha HAAAA!

And before you ask: yes, the toilet seat IS meant to be at that precarious angle.  Aren't they all?