Nicholas "Hey honey, I just came back from work, what is this ad in the newspaper, needed a lawyer.." Crystal "Escuse me, we've just had a daughter!!!" Nicholas "Oh, right sorry, wow you just gave birth? How are you feeling, where is the baby?" Crystal "Right in front of you, duuh!" Nicholas "Oh yeah right,(to the baby), hey little daddy's boy, how you doing?" Crystal (mumbling to herself) "What a moron.."










