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DON'T JUDGE ME OR ELSE YOU WILL BE SLAPPED WITH A COOKIE. (Btw I have a cookie machine in my room. It makes cookies. To slap people with. Then lick them. Then make them eat it.)

"I'm not fat; A tiny body just couldn't store all this personality."-People

"I'm a ninja!
No your not.
Did you just see me do that?
What?
Exactly."-Ninja

"1: I need to tell you a secret; look at 5.
2:The answer is look at 11.
3on't get mad look at 5.
4:Calm down; don't get mad look at 15.
5:First look at 2.
6on't be angry look at 12.
7:I just wanted to say.. My room is not messy. It is an obby designed to keep me fit.
8:What I wanted to say... LOOK AT 14!
9:Be patient look at 4.
10:This is the last time i'm going to say this; look at 7.
11:I hope your not mad when I say look at 6.
12:Sorry look at 8.
13on't be mad look at 10.
14:I don't know how to say this but... Look at 3.
15:You must really be mad look at 9."


"I CAN'T TAKE THIS
LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP ANYMORE!
Fridge, your coming to me room."


"10 facts about you:
1: You are reading this right now.
2:You are realizing this is a stupid fact.
4:You didn't realize I skipped 3.
5:You are checking now.
6:You are smiling.
7:You are still reading this even though it is stupid.
9:You didn't realize I skipped 8.
10:You are checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
11:You are enjoying it.
12:You didn't realize this was supposed to be 10 facts."

'Those of us who say they are smart are a great annoyance to the ones who are.'

'Respect nerds, 'cause one day you'll be working for them.'

'x+y+5*x+2y=a-z]+4x+(-1z=2.4)*12y-5Z=k=6x... Yep, I definitely see how this will help me in normal everyday life.'

'In school we are not taught how to do bills, get a job, and how to buy a house, but I can sure tell you the square root of 65703!'

'School: 2+2=4. Homework:2+4+2=8.Exam: Omar has 2 apples. He is 7 minutes late for the train. Calculate the mass of the sun.'
Home work is the same thing, just more work and is more annoying in the fact there is a lot of it. Yay!

'For a fair exam, we all need to do the same thing: Climb that tree.
He says to a monkey, seal, elephant, dog, fish (In a bowl) and a bird.
Our edumacation system, ladies and gentleman!'

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